What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 03:23

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
How do you get a girl to like you?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do people have polyamorous relationships?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!